Weekly Astrology Forecast for May 7–13, 2023* —Prepare for the Unexpected

Hey star-gazers! I’m no monarchist, but even I found myself getting swept up in the excitement of the coronation this week — the pomp, the ceremony, the splashy displays of opulence! I splurged on some English bangers and a classy can of “British-style” Heinz baked beans for a coronation-themed breakfast. (Not quiche! Quel horreur!) I’ll no doubt be noshing on my Full English as some of you read this. While the event feels a little out of sync with the current zeitgeist, a part of me is nevertheless curious how the astrology of the…